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Santa is an Android!

from Hark! Lonely Android Boys by Willem Kristoferson

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Ever wonder how Saint Nick does it? Delivering so many presents to so many people in so many places all over the universe? Science.

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Ferrari Red bolts & chassis,
Circuit boards & Microchips,
Wired together with glowing candy,
Animating fingertips,
Beard and hair of fibre optics,
Eyes that shoot out laser beams,
You can try, no one can stop him
Making all your hopes and dreams.

Skin compiled of nano tubing,
Applied to layers of silicone,
Stretched across hydraulic muscle,
Of rubber and titanium,
Injection moulded metatarsals,
Laser sintered cartilage,
Ground control to Major Rudolf,
Blast off to begin!!!!

SANTA IS AN ANDROID!
Silicone, plastic skin, metal bones,
Santa is an Android, that's how he can
deliver all the presents alone!

Symbiotic cerebral linking,
Battle ready power sled,
All directions and instructions,
Controlling movements with his head,
Discovering organic signals,
Tells the ship which way to fly,
Navigating through the darkness,
Detecting every single child.

He folds the very cosmic fabric,
To teleport through time and space,
Using manufactured wormholes,
Propelling at photonic pace,
Every race and every credo,
Logically deserves the same,
Once his mission is accomplished,
It's back from where he came!

SANTA IS AN ANDROID!
Lazers firing from his fingers and toes,
Santa is an Android, that's how he can deliver
All the presents alone!

(Preparing for launch in T- Minus...)

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

(YOUR CLEAR FOR LAUNCH , SAINT NICK!)

SANTA IS AN ANDROID!
He's a server for the naughty and nice.
Santa is an Android, searching his database and searching it twice.

SANTA IS AN ANDROID!
Silicone, plastic skin, magic tones,
Santa is an Android, that's how he can
deliver all the presents alone!

Jesus is a baby! Santa is an Android! Mrs. Clause a Cylon!

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from Hark! Lonely Android Boys, released December 23, 2011

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Willem Kristoferson Wellington, New Zealand

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